interquast:

its a metaphor, u see. u put the killing thing in ur itunes library but u dont give it the power to kill u. 
ha ha just kidding im dead inside

interquast:

its a metaphor, u see. u put the killing thing in ur itunes library but u dont give it the power to kill u. 

ha ha just kidding im dead inside

cremebuns:

i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????


Mycroft:
Hey I just met you

Mycroft:
And this is crazy

Mycroft:
But I'm going to need you to go to Dartmoor and make sure my reckless brother and his gun toting boyfriend don't get up to too much trouble. Also I like cake and umbrellas and I practically am the British Government. Your tan is really nice and your wife is a whore.

Mycroft:
So Call me maybe.

Everybody Tie Your Shoe (Gerard Way)

dallonsmiles:

For anon: “Milk fic” song gifs.

From this Instagram video.

theyoutubefangirl:

Yes. Yes it is. :D

theyoutubefangirl:

Yes. Yes it is. :D

danisnotonfire text tone

nope4:

in 7th grade english class we had to write “how to” essays so i wrote “how to get rid of a dead body” and it ended up winning a contest but i was also sent to guidance 



rawr.
rawr.

hasmywishcometrueyet:

Me rn